Monday, January 21, 2019

#TrueStoryBro

The Gods were in pairs and few of them had a set number of partners (not greater than 2), immortals and forever young so they didn't need to procreate. They made love to their own partners, forever loyal, not partner swapping, at certain times, like when Venus is in Aries and lived in another planet. Then they decided to create beings similar to them. And those beings rebelled and something happened and those beings found themselves on Earth with the animals. The animals, from Earth and the Gods, from another planet, maintained an eternal line of communication. And these beings started to attack the animals and ate meat. But little did they know that The Gods sent a shapeshifting Watcher to prepare the Incarnation of The Gods by arranging the time, the stars, the events, the books written, conniving with his chosen beings to establish and destroy civilizations and transitioning the elements to be read by ancients and modern beings alike, without conflicts, to pave way for them to become like the beings. And the rest is history and tomorrow, the REAL THING, restored, with those rebellious beings in their proper place, inside the Sun, burning and suffering for eternity, with the animals and The Gods, having like vacations in their respective planets, planet hopping and even going to constellations and seeing their Neighboring Gods and going inside the Sun every Sunday to Celebrate Mass and eating the Blood and Body of the rebels.